As you all know, I'm in pretty good with the Capcom International development studio located in New York; it's Capcom Japan's home away from home and all.
This group is simply astonishing, with their work reaching far into the future of many franchises.
Various someday-to-be tidbits of Megaman Legends, X, and others. Devil May Cry is going to continue on its crazy ways up until what looked to be the tenth game. Brilliant stuff.

But one of my key interests was in the Resident Evil series. I'm quite fond of shooting zombies big and small, so of course I took an opportunity to stop by Capcom International a few weeks ago.

 

And for your information, my dear readers, I didn't report about it until now because you lot are simply running me ragged on this webcomic deal. Shucks, folks. I'm glad you love it so much, but I'm of a mind to take another long break; my hands hurt after all the work I've put into it lately.

 

Back to the point, I recently had a chance to visit with one of their computers while they were outside waiting for the fire alarm to stop.
A short taped interview took place. However, it was damaged in the fire.

Anyways, I did manage to swipe some artwork of Resident Evil 6 (or so, I guess) and enough information to write up some informative descriptions of what you are seeing.
Ready? GO.

 

 

Jake Redfield

This is the main character, Jake Redfield. He is Chris Redfield's long-lost brother. We don't find this out until the end of the game.
Jake is a risk-taking goofball with a serious side when it comes to the ladies. He likes dinner and dancing, and spitting at zombies from the helicopter in that awesome fight scene after the military base.
The preceding paragraph contained spoilers.

 

Unnamed main bad guy

The main bad guy is actually never named throughout the game, but there's a few hints dropped that he's actually a clone of Wesker's old friend, Jim.
He's a scientist gone bad, and has injected himself with the AxE Virus.
Or so he thought. During an interactive cutscene before one of the endings, Jake can replace his viral canister with an aerosol can of Axe body spray. This foils the guy's plans alright, but makes him the hottest man in the world.
After the credits, Jake is said to never get laid because all the chicks dig Jim's clone; thus he is never able to have a child of his own.
This is known as the bad ending.

 

 

The Dongdangler

This is one of the all-new mutants in the game: the dongdangler.
As you can see, it has--

Well, moving on.

 

 

However...

One of the common mutants makes an appearance as a boss in this game: the zombie.
In previous games, the zombies were simple fodder. In Resident Evil 6 (or so), every zombie you see is as strong and hard to kill as any tyrant in the previous games.
Also, when you kill them, they turn into tyrants.
The game has an unprecedented level of difficulty. Why, the screenshots alone fill me with such incredible rage and frustration that I've about broken my fist on this desk.

 

Tits

This is the female lead character sidekick ho-bag. There was no name associated with her file other than "Tits".
I assume the name is shorthand for a full name like "Tita" or "Titania". But that's just speculation on my part; don't quote me.
Very little information given on her other than that she's a failed umbrella test subject, immune to any virus.
Actually, I guess that's pretty important information -- but only if you give a damn about the story.
I just want to kill zombies, lady.

 

General Hauser

In some lame-sounding but totally awesome twist, a man calling himself General Hauser appears on the scene mid-game. Stepping out from a great blinding light, he tears open a portal in time and flings Jake into the future, where his evil is law.
You must then seek to return to the past and undo the future that is General Hauser.
Too bad it's a simple fetch side quest at best.
And totally a rip-off of Terminator.

 

 

That's about all I need to post I guess. There's a lot of storyline, stage, and weapon-related art here I'm sure you guys will easily pass on. I'll just toss it in the fire to get rid of the evidence.

 

 

And if anybody starts asking questions, I'm just some psycho who made all this stuff up in Paint.
Don't want any trouble.