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    10月30日

    Drawcrap

    It has been awhile, hasn't it?
     
    I was participating in this funny thing called a thread back on GamingSteve.com. In this one thread I was in, we were to draw (get this) artwork based on video games.
    They call it "fanart". Isn't that just the cat's balls?
    By balls, I mean tits.
    Knees that is.
    Or rather I should say, isn't that the cat's pajamas? I'm getting a few different phrasings mixed here. What a horrible predicament.
     
     
    Moving on, I drew something.
    or
     
    Holy hell. Megaman and XJ-9 versus Inspector Gadget?
    In Brawl?
    For real?
     
    Nope.
    Just in my head.
    You see, fanart allows you to combine the use of your imagination and $400 Wacom Intuos3 tablet to create things that do not currently exist in the world.
    It's like playing pretend, except you're old enough to know better. Ain't it great?
     
    Like a delicious cake in the distance, my drawing teases you with the prospect of one day eating these characters.
    Except not quite. That's not what I meant at all.
    You guys just don't GET IT, do you??
     
    I think we're through here. I've got work to do.
    I had all this time to complete this drawing, and here I am making a post about it. I should be off in the distance with the cake, teasing you with the prospect of one day eating my ass.
     
    I'm working on a comic.
    That is, I haven't even started working on it. I mean I'm working on getting around to working on a comic.
    So enjoy the anticipation.
     
    It will be your last.
    Unless I have anything to say about it.
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    10月2日

    Who am I be?

    Hello, my many fans of Danc... uh, Gauphastus of Gauphastus Land's as of yet unnamed webcomic!
    I'm sure you've been aching, itching, perhaps vomiting, in anticipation of the next installment of my series of web comics.

    Before we get to that, I want to ask you folks a question --
    Do you know the author behind the madness? Do you truly know him?
    I believe it's important for fans to understand the creator of the work they enjoy; this helps them to enjoy his work that much more.
    So let us start in the easiest part: what he presumably looks like.

    Where in this 5000-hour MS Paint epic can you find the true visage of the very author you've come to adore?
    The answer may surprise you.
    That is unless you are me and you know the answer -- but then you wouldn't even be asking such a question because that would be downright silly.

    Which is it? You have ten seconds before I detonate your neckbeard, you failure.

    Got a guess? An inkling? Maybe an office pool as to whom I might reveal as my image?

    The answer is, of course, none. All these sketches fail to match my own physical appearance.

    They're just drawings you goofy twit. What in the hell is your problem?

    Go sit in the corner. No comic for you today.
    Sheesh.

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